top 15 historical spam subject lines

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 22-Aug-2007 10:07:32

The Top 15 Historical Spam Subject Lines


15> Order Your British Redcoats Playing Cards!

14> 90% Off Printing Press Plates! Good for All Gutenberg Models!

13> Earn up to 10 pence per fortnight knitting stockings at home!

12> You'll be mutinous if you don't check out these hot Tahitian
babes on Bountycam!

11> Slice off the pounds with the Antoinette Cake Diet!

10> Ogg, Please Read: Name-Brand Berries for Your Cave Paintings!

9> Pleafe purchafe thefe golf ballf.

8> Ahoy! You're PREQUALIFIED for 10 pieces of silver from
Blackbeard Lending!

7> Augmenteth Thy Codpiece!

6> Can't start smoking? We can help!

5> Buy Your OWN Island with NO TRINKETS DOWN!!

4> Strumpets, Harlots and Unrepentent Slatterns Desireth
2 Meet Thou on This Very Day!

3> URGENT ASSISTANCE NEEDED BY MRS. JULIUS CAESAR WITH 800,000
SESTERCES GOLD

2> Discount maile-order leeches delivered by plaine browne buggy
to your home -- without a barber's prescription!


and the Number 1 Historical Spam Subject Line...


1> URGENT VIRUS ALERT! Don't Open Your City Gates for Giant
Wooden Horses!

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 22-Aug-2007 13:49:08

Wow, that's uh, interesting. funny too.

Post 3 by Reyami (I've broken five thousand! any more awards going?) on Wednesday, 22-Aug-2007 22:01:22

love the last one! lmfao

Post 4 by soaring eagle (flying high again!) on Thursday, 23-Aug-2007 14:06:56

being a history nut, I loved that